Mile High Club Half Member 

Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.

Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.

Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!

Guy 1: Called it!

Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!

*Johnny guy drinks*

Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.

Mile High Club Half Member by mrperson123 January 30, 2018

Mile Wide Club 

Slang term for a guy/girl who likes fat chicks/dudes.
Modified from the term Mile High Club, which is a ficticious club that requires a member to have sex during a flight that will be traveling a mile or more above the ground, the Mile Wide Club is a ficticious group whos members have had sex with so many large people, that when you add the widths of their asses together, it equals a mile or more.

Eric: Man, if Ben bangs that cow, Lois, I bet he can get into the Mile Wide club ... her ass has to be at least 30 inches across !
Jeff: You aren't kidding, dude ... he goes for the big'uns !

Mile Wide Club by imabadbird March 24, 2008

mile-high club 

the hypothetical association of people who have done the sex act in an airplane while it was a mile or more in the air.

They got caught trying to join the mile-high club.

mile-high club by The Return of Light Joker May 25, 2008

mile high club 

Men and women who have had sex while flying in an airplane.

Are you a member of the mile high club?

Not yet, but I'm dying to be in it.

mile high club by kyoung April 8, 2008

Mile high club 

Doing anything sexual in an aeroplane at least a mile off the ground.

As the airhostess passed Johnny he copped a feel of her big juicy ass. She looked around to see everyone asleep and then leaned into Johnny, her big juicy tits in his face and whispered "Would you like to be part of the mile high club?" Johnny nodded eagerly! She led him into the empty First Class area and told him to sit on the bed. He did as told and then she started to rub his cock, the rubbing then turned to licking, which then turned to sucking and the she started humming. Johnny was in heaven! Just before orgasm she took off her skirt and jumped on him and they had the most wild sex ever. A few passangers woke up because of the noise... but they just waited for their turns.

Mile high club by Bad_gal123 May 2, 2011

The mile down Club 

Having sexual intercourse of any type inside and submarine. Usually considered to take place in the lavatory.

Follow me into the bathroom big boy said by a new female officer on HMS submarine and we'll join the mile down club.

The mile down Club by solosheep December 18, 2011

Mile high club 

Have sex a mile up in the air , while flying

I've finally done the mile high club!

Mile high club by Sex king. February 15, 2014