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Mickey Mouse patrol

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Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.
"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."
by Snow Globe November 30, 2005
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Mickey mouse

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A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"
by Kinghamz358 June 1, 2020
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Mickey Mouse

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Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket
by idiotsrus92 March 7, 2009
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mickey mouse course

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Term for a class that you take because:

1. You think it will be really easy and thus...

2. Getting an easy A in it will boost your GPA.
"I'm taking film fourth period, it's a mickey mouse course, all we do is watch foreign movies."
by ThatBlondDude October 28, 2008
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A business, organization, or other that is unprofessional. These often blame the customers for their own cock-ups.
Ausconnect.net is a mickey mouse outfit, using Flintstone servers, and blaming the customers when they don't work properly.
by shonny September 30, 2007
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This is when a team wins the World Series due to a COVID shorten season and injured opponents(not a real World Series ring).
The Dodgers won the World Series against the Tampa bay rays. The were crowned the Mickey Mouse World Series champions.
by ejeiejdjxje October 27, 2020
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