Pumpkin spice basic bitch. She's amazing, but will hit you when excited. Like's the song 'Truffle Butter' but doesn't know what it means. There's a weird guy stalking her, but it's cool because you're pretty it's her uncle. She's amazing anyway, just not every way.
Nick: "Hey Michaela
Michaela: Yo, I just want to drink my Pumpkin Spice Latte and listen to Truffle Butter.
Nick: Okay. Anyone ever tell you you a basic bitch.
Michaela: Yo, I just want to drink my Pumpkin Spice Latte and listen to Truffle Butter.
Nick: Okay. Anyone ever tell you you a basic bitch.
by Thomp12y December 4, 2019
by fuckchoirbitches April 27, 2022
A girl who you got a big crush on but you turn out being the one crushed because she won't take none of your shit.
by Dunkeymunee November 19, 2016
by Gucci Splucci December 8, 2018
( Pronounced "michael-a" ) A situation that has become so awkward that it can no longer be explained as being "awkward".
by ferocious pete July 17, 2011
The only dry-land whale known to man. When spotted, it is best to run, for this creature is know to be hungry, and very large and dangerous. If a person is thought to be a Michaela, they are typically larger than life and ingest almost everything in sight.
by Boatloadofsiemen January 23, 2011
The most annoying person on the planet. Someone who will ft you at the most random time and will not shut up. Stay clear of any Michaelas that come your way.Michaelas are usually dumb blondes which doesn’t add anything to their bland personality (They are also terrible dancers.)
by 420melon69 July 21, 2020