An "antivirus" program that is used to fuck with the minds of all grandmothers and ruin the important documents you have in the background that you haven't saved yet. It is specifically designed to update when you are writing a last minute essay for school. Its other features include but are not limited to:
Being impossible to delete on your grandmother's pc.
Slows your potato pc until it crashes.
Melting your cpu into a liquid.
Imagine you are in your living room and your mom comes in there freaking out.
MOM: *screams*
YOU: "WHAT?"
MOM: "YOUR LAPTOP IS ON FIRE!"

YOU: "GOD DAMN MCAFEE"
by Pyth0n_lol July 20, 2022
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The baddest motherf--ker on this earth. Kicks balls and skulls and makes NXT Undisputed era look like a bunch of stooges. Pat's yinzer blood allows him to drink copious amounts of alcohol and smoke a lot of vitamins. Keep your eyes peeled for when he swings his massive HAMMER DAHN!!!
Pat McAfee then kicked that stooge Adam Cole in his chin so hard that Adam's sole left his body, not wanting to be grouped with such a loser.
by Shamaster78 December 4, 2020
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