may 9th

national dick sucking day

may 9th is a day you can suck as much dick as you want but wont be a hoe;)

by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019

may 9th

national facetime your crush day!

sally facetime your crush.
no.
its may 9th you have too

by potatotheif November 6, 2020

May 9th

May 9th is National checkered day. Where you wear something checkered.

Danny Devito - what date is it tomorrow?

Mario - it’s may 9th bruv, you’ve gotta wear checkered my man. Is national checkered day.

by Xaaaaaaanny December 2, 2019

May 9th

The day the best people are born. If you are born on this day, you are amazing and that's a fact.

"Did you know Rue was born on May 9th?"
"Ohh... that makes sense, she's like the coolest person ever."

by mltstrk May 8, 2020

May 9th

Jordan perez gets treatment from ellie hain

girl: when’s your your birthday

Boy: May 9th

boy gets treatment

by slide god January 24, 2023

May 9th

May 9th is hug your gf and they kiss you day.

(hugs gf)
(gf kisses)

may 9th means hug your gf and they’ll kiss you day.

by blackbababushka May 8, 2023

May 9th

National Kiss Chanel Day

I get to kiss Chanel on May 9th

by Lelli137 May 3, 2021