may 9th

national dick sucking day

may 9th is a day you can suck as much dick as you want but wont be a hoe;)

by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019

may 9th

national facetime your crush day!

sally facetime your crush.
no.
its may 9th you have too

by potatotheif November 6, 2020

May 9th

May 9th is National checkered day. Where you wear something checkered.

Danny Devito - what date is it tomorrow?

Mario - it’s may 9th bruv, you’ve gotta wear checkered my man. Is national checkered day.

by Xaaaaaaanny December 2, 2019

May 9th

The cute little girl is born in this date!!!
You're the cutest and you're really kind!

Boy/girl : May 9th is your birthday!!!!
Birthday girl: Yep hehe
Boy/girl : you're the cutest!

by UwU_hi November 23, 2021

May 9th

National wear a baseball jersey day.

May 9th is a day to represent the sport of baseball by wearing any baseball jersey.

by Rubennator May 9, 2022

may 9th

if it’s may 9th you have a free pass to see all the titties you just show the girls this and u see them titties boys

boy: it’s may 9th

girl: yeah so what?
boy: *shows her this*
girl: *sends tits*

by see them titties May 9, 2021

May 9th

The day the best people are born. If you are born on this day, you are amazing and that's a fact.

"Did you know Rue was born on May 9th?"
"Ohh... that makes sense, she's like the coolest person ever."

by mltstrk May 8, 2020