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On may 4th ladies gotta give their man some head
may 4th by Awvoii May 4, 2022
May 4th is national send him a booty pic day.
I sent him a booty pic on May 4th.
Fight your ex best friend day no matter what you think will happen. You will get your revenge on them (unless you’re the reason you are ex best friends). And you will be the most amazing person the world has ever seen.
you: it’s may 4th

ex best friend: okay?

You: *punches ex best friend in the face*

Ex best friend: *⚰️* (don’t take the ⚰️ part too seriously I don’t want it going that far)
May 4th by Jadaaa!! April 29, 2023
May 4th is National Armpit Luke Day where if you have a friend named Luke you have to shove your pointer finger up their armpit and yell the word "armpit."
You: "Hey, Luke. It's May 4th!" Luke: "NOOOOOO" You: "ARMPITTTTTT"
May 4th by poopoo123455667 May 4, 2023
National let me bite that ass day
Hey its May 4th, let me bite that ass??
May 4th by shmerlz May 1, 2024