lifeguard business

A term used for when a lifeguard has sex with his patient on the beach instead of saving them

i saw a lifeguard doing "lifeguard business" at the beach!

by ceo of lifeguard business June 09, 2022

John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023