Lampshade Hanging

To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.

"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'

Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."

by Tekwerk September 6, 2010

Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you shit on her eyes and face.

Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...

by JIVO March 7, 2008

JeBron Lames

A basketball player hyped up on HGH and is over dramatic when he doesn't get a foul call his way or falls down.

If JeBron Lames would quit whining and just play, perhaps Cleveland could win a championship.

by The1DickBastard January 26, 2010

Lamehuevos

Mexican slang for Ball Licker. A disgusting kind of person, mostly in politics and corporations, who climbs in the organization and gets managing positions by kissing the ass of his/her boss. Synonyms are comemierda (shit-eater) and besaculos (ass-kisser).

Yeah-Yeah man got his job by licking his boss’ balls every day. He is such a lamehuevos!

by Ruy Xoconostle W. December 14, 2006

Mexican Lampshade

During the sexual act of "sixty-nine", should the female claim that the room lighting is too bright, the male thinly stretches his scrotum over her nose and eyes.

Your mom said it was too bright so I helped her get over it with a sweet Mexican Lampshade.

by ss43 July 9, 2010

lamestream

Something that is so mainstream that pretty much everyone likes it and it becomes lame for that reason.

1. Dude, did you listen to Green Day? That's so lamestream.
2. I didn't want to be lamestream so I started listening to screamo.

by dave "pelirrojo" rogus December 18, 2007

lampshade dance

A dance in which a person wears a lampshade on their head and dances around.

Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.

"Tim was so drunk at the office party last night, I bet he's embarrassed."

"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."

"well..."

"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"

by Ignatiousswan January 7, 2007