Madminton

When players get mad during a game of badminton, and start behaving erratically.

Takes place after a disagreement about whether the birdie landed in or out-of-bounds or when taunting or skunking occurs, among other anger inducing drama on the field.

Players become extra aggresive, swinging violently (often times hitting the net), shouting frequent explicitives.

Dude, stop playing madminton! If you keep hitting it out-of-bounds like that, we'll never catch up.

by [art] August 7, 2008

Badminton

If you play badminton u can suck your nan while getting pounded by ur cuz.

"You should go round with Mark"

"Does he play any sport?"

"He plays badminton"

"Fuck no."

by crackedfortnitekid May 4, 2022

badminton

the best sport ever with quite possibly the funniest innuendo's in all of sports. The purpose of badminton is to beat a cock back and forth over a net. And when a person has a scord of zero it's also called "love". This can be played solo or be double teamed so it's more fun for everyone.

"Dude hit the cock back over here its my serve!"

"It's not your serve you cock its thirty love!"
"Why dont we have more people playing badminton?"
"Because noone loves cock like you, man."

by Maxamillion Throwcroff July 18, 2009

Lamington

The art of taking a shit and then jerking off and shooting semen all over said shit. The sprinkling of jizz resembling the coconut sprinkles on a lamington. A true lamington can be achieved after ingesting pepto bismol as it makes your shit a dark black colour.

Rob: How was your shit mate?

Bruce: Mate it was so amazing that I turned it into a lamington

by ShootDog McRooballs December 13, 2016

Badminton

1. The act of two badmins (bad admins) tossing a community member back and forth before finally deciding on the length of a permaban.
2. Some sport for normal people

1. "Those admins are playing badminton with that user."

2. "Want to go play a game of badminton on the grass?"

by Anoneemousse September 12, 2014

badminton

the all asian team at mira mesa high school

the most important requirement for the mira meda badminton team is to be asian!

by viet tran nguyen April 2, 2005

Badminton

A game you play in bed with the one you truly love. (Exclude same-sex lovers)

Play some badminton with your pussy.

by R&B Lover August 31, 2018