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Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
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The day is June 16th, beat them up.
Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.
by Anon122843 June 15, 2023
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Lester Blow Out

It is when your anal ring is stretched to the max bending over for the big one. Also known as takin it dry.
Mikey had a Lester blow out while in his bosse's office. He took the big one dry...
by TeaBaggs December 29, 2009
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poopin in the litter box

The act of poopin in your roomates cats litter box after you find a curdled feline terd on your pile of clothes in your closet and get so mad you squat in the hubblest of ways and poop on some fresh step, hoping the cat will be as offended as you were, but probably won't mind it and your roomate gets to handle the situation.
Jeff was just poopin in the litter box, cuz he was pissed off, and hates your nasty ass cats.
by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012
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Litter Biscuits

Feline fecal-matter that is enveloped in a thick coating of kitty litter.
My dog must have been starving, because he decided to eat my cat's litter biscuits...
by commander_mcbugg April 30, 2014
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Lester Bangs

Lester was born in 1948 and passed away in 1982. Lester Bangs was a well known, highly respected rock critic. He was also an author, part-time rock singer and generally a very talented writer. The way I see it, its fair to say he was the Jack Kerouac of rock literature. As a journalist, he had a reputation for being honest and passionate.
1. Lester's rock idol was Lou Reed, but Lester wasnt afraid to tell Lou to go jump in the lake.

2. Lester Bangs never kissed rock star ass.

3. Lester Bangs got fired from Rolling Stone Magazine for having enough respect for his readers to be brutally honest.
by I hate Jann Wenner! May 19, 2005
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polish litter box

As someone is taking a shower, you proceed to sneak into the bathroom and take a nice shit. And don't flush it!
Tylers in the shower, I'm gonna leave him a Polish litter box!
by Mr. Arthur January 25, 2017
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