Jonty

Used to describe someone politically underdeveloped, ignorant and uneducated.
Especially someone that makes false claims.

person 1: “you’re such a jonty bro stfu”
person 2: “you just don’t like my opinions”

by nupid_stiggers September 19, 2025

Jonty

HLTV's most respected forum user. Often refers to other users as friend.

Dude 1: Have u ever been banned?
Dude 2: Ofc dude, i'm not as nice as Jonty, that would be impossible

by I_play_b_rotation April 28, 2021

Jonty

Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.

"Jonty, you aren't funny."

"At least I dont have a small penis

"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"

by SexyCucumber1934 June 3, 2020

Jonty

jonty is a karen that wears black airforces pass it on 🤓🤓

damn they are so annoying, just like a jonty.

by thanosisalwaysright October 15, 2021

Jonty

Jonty, a little boy with a tiny pee pee who cant keep, it in his pants, let alone keep a girlfriend happy.
stupid name it means small dick is gibberish !

Girl-> Get a job!
Jonty-> No ill just go fuck me best friends ex!
Girl-> *blocked*

by greg peels May 7, 2023

Jonty fuckson

A Ryan and a Daniel have a girl on the spit, a Fred slapping her on the back (with his baseball bat), a Jonty in the corner masturbating and a Danny leading through the window filming (also masturbating)

Me and the boys successfully completed the “Jonty fuckson” last night, all the boys got around it!!

by Ya Allah May 7, 2018

Jonty

Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.

"Jonty, you aren't funny."

"At least I dont have a small penis

"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"

by SexyCucumber1934 June 3, 2020