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Johnathan

The best man you will ever meet in your entire life. He is the most loving, caring, passionate, intelligent, kind and sexy man in the whole entire world. He can light up any room with his infectious smile. He's the strongest person you know and can literally lift you up with one hand, thats hot. His handsome face is also home to the most beautiful eyes that make you melt and make you fall in love with one glance. His teeth are also beautiful because he's got these little fangs that make you smile. :) You can never be mad at him because he's such a thoughtful guy. He's also the proud owner of a meme page so you know he can make you laugh. Johnathan: 100/10 best guy in the world
Who is she with? oh thats Johnathan, he's such a great guy, i'm jelly...
Some girl: Who has the cute little fangs?

Another girl: Thats Johnathan, all the girls go crazy for them
by amartini160 November 6, 2019
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Johnathan

A pretty cool dude. He’s a true gentleman through and through and can cheer you up in an instant. He breathes well and sometimes too well.If you kiss his girl or kill his dog he’ll be fine with it but not if you do both. Don’t ask him about it or he gets upset but he know how to get around some vampires. Again don’t ask about it.
Person A: Hey look it’s johnathan
Person B: IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJOS REFERENCE?!?!?
Person A: have you been taking drugs again?
by IjustlikeJoJo April 28, 2020
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Johnathan

Johnathan is A handsome lightskin with big brown eyes and a huge dick
Dang I wish my dick was as big as Johnathan's
by Jrmoneyboy March 11, 2017
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Johnathanius

A name givin to a guy called John, Johnny or Johnathon that says their super dooper motherfucking hot
Omg its johnathanius, i would fuck him for the rest of my life if i could
by ZimbaZombaZamba February 26, 2010
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Johnathan Blair

An absolute pussy magnet. Also known as mister steal yo girl gets all the girls. And is the next hokage.
by Chingchong6942021911 December 1, 2019
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Johnathan’s toes

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws
Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies
by Harrystylesstan July 11, 2020
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Johnathan

The best joestar

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Best joestar
Johnathan is the best joestar
by Johnathan is the best joestar November 21, 2020
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