Jesmari

Shes really hard working ,shes caring, nice, when you need her shes always there , she gets mad easily..
Good body 🍑.

Look at Jesmari she's so pretty!

by Daviana✌🏼 October 5, 2019

Jesper

A married teacher and father of two kids who flirts with old students through an anonymous mail account.

I heard Samantha got an unappropriate email from our teacher. That must be a Jesper

by pars savcı November 20, 2021

Jesper

He's a sweet and loving guy who is always there when you need him. His smile lightens up your spirits in the darkest times, and his laugh makes you want to laugh. Whenever your sad he will try to cheer you up with emotional support while giving solutions to your problem. He can also be very childish and bubbly when with friends and is smiling almost all the time, causing others to smile too. He will also share your interests in any way he can, just to make you happy in some cases. Jesper is a wonderful trustworthy friend, sweet kind hearted person who cares for others, and always thinks of others. Jesper is an amazing person, everyone should have a friend called Jesper.

William: Hey Courtney, what do you think of Jesper?
Courtney: He is and amazing guy !! And really happy we're friends.
William: Yeah you're right

by OtakuGaal October 30, 2017

Jeoparditis

(N.)1. Ability to recall correct answers while blanking out when pressed for elaboration and explanation. 2. Such an affliction, common primarily among Ivy League students at foreign universities and stateside.

Prof. Du Bois(at La Sorbonne): "Ah, yes, Moose, Aaron Burr is the correct answer. But can you tell me which political post he held in U.S. political history?

Moose: "Duh, political post? Uh, uh...uh, how'm I supposed to know that??!!

Prof. Du Bois: Tell me, Moose, do you suffer from Jeoparditis?

by Alleycat1969 April 20, 2012

joke jeopardy

it's a game you can play like jeopardy where you are presented with the "answer" or punchline to a joke and are asked to come up with the "question" or a statement that otherwise would elicit that punchline.

"Want to play joke jeopardy?"

examples:

punchline: to get to the other side.
setup: Why did the chicken cross the road?

punchline: the gooey-decimal system.
setup: How are porno stores organized?

by Skullthuggery September 7, 2006

Jewish Jeopardy

The banter/dropping of names between two Jews of finding out who knows who

"Do you know Irving, Miriams husband that lives in Florida? "
"Ahh doesn't he have a brother that lives in an apartment above Gristedes between west 62nd and 63rd?"
"Oye I know that schmuck very vell"
"Then you must know my brother Izzy then?"

by Uncle Tom March 22, 2005

jesper

jesp·er

-noun

1. a professional fool or clown, especially on an internet forum.

jesp·er

-verb (without object)

1. to talk idly, irrationally, excessively, or foolishly; chatter or prattle.

jesp·er

-verb (with object)

1. foolish, meaningless, or incoherent speechon a subject; prattle.

This guy is a jesper so just ignore him.

(Guy is a fool and has no clue what he is talking about.)

This guy really jespered the thread.

The guy ruined the thread by writing down stupid things.

by CP_SB September 3, 2010