Jonty

Short man usually desired by gay men such as Alex. He usually has a small penis and thinks he is funny but actually no one likes him.

"Jonty, you aren't funny."

"At least I dont have a small penis

"But you do you retard, and no one likes you except gay men with insta max cameras"

by SexyCucumber1934 June 3, 2020

Jonty

Used to describe someone politically underdeveloped, ignorant and uneducated.
Especially someone that makes false claims.

person 1: “you’re such a jonty bro stfu”
person 2: “you just don’t like my opinions”

by nupid_stiggers September 19, 2025

JONTY POM

The apple king, the god of apples.

"apple king" has k-holed.

stop with the k jonty pom

by Male man 0001 May 20, 2019

Jonty

jonty is a karen that wears black airforces pass it on 🤓🤓

damn they are so annoying, just like a jonty.

by thanosisalwaysright October 15, 2021

Jonty

HLTV's most respected forum user. Often refers to other users as friend.

Dude 1: Have u ever been banned?
Dude 2: Ofc dude, i'm not as nice as Jonty, that would be impossible

by I_play_b_rotation April 28, 2021

Jonty

Jonty, a little boy with a tiny pee pee who cant keep, it in his pants, let alone keep a girlfriend happy.
stupid name it means small dick is gibberish !

Girl-> Get a job!
Jonty-> No ill just go fuck me best friends ex!
Girl-> *blocked*

by greg peels May 7, 2023

Jonty

A bit of a mental lad when west ham are playing he loves using his extremely large ballsack as a parachute and to strangle other football hooligans. Jonty can not be harmed because he owns stone island (if you know you know aye) he usually has a brother called sonny he spends a lot of his time raw dogging xl bulls

ur such a Jonty

by 68rtgher January 30, 2024