jazz boots

When you got your mack on, hitting the floor and busting your moves - Your wearing 'Jazz boots'. Often pronounced using high pitched tones to create jazzy effect.

damn... brother you got your jazz boots on tonight!!

by Richard Maff Paul July 26, 2006

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 23, 2011

jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohnny December 23, 2010

Jizzy Balls

When your balls are full of man juice.

I was masturbating yesterday and got interrupted so now I've got jizzy balls.

by doofus of desire September 6, 2006

Jazz Band

A type of band that is after school.

That's not jazz band. JAZZ BAND IS AFTER SCHOOL!!!

by The One And Only Braden J. May 18, 2017

jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.

John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.

by JohnBohn December 23, 2010

jazz biscuits

Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.

It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.

by Ergodic Hypercube February 2, 2018