When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.
Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.
by Celina Jade February 07, 2009
When a man hasn't showered in a while and his ball sweat has dried to a pungent smell aroma reminiscent of a dusty attic.
Andy: "Dewey, I smell funky from skating all day and need to shower"
Tom: "I know, me too! I have attic balls!"
Tom: "I know, me too! I have attic balls!"
by the real b love January 22, 2009
1. Really tiresome UK daytime "entertainment" TV show,
where old farts who desperately need cash for mum's hip operation etc get a gay expert in bric-a-brac to poke about in their house saying things like "Ooh, we should be able to get you £35 for that salt cellar at auction". But it only goes for a fiver.
2. To ejaculate into a woman's mouth
where old farts who desperately need cash for mum's hip operation etc get a gay expert in bric-a-brac to poke about in their house saying things like "Ooh, we should be able to get you £35 for that salt cellar at auction". But it only goes for a fiver.
2. To ejaculate into a woman's mouth
"Hurry up Maureen, Cash in the Attic is about to start!"
"Thanks, but I'd rather drink bleach and set myself alight"
"Thanks, but I'd rather drink bleach and set myself alight"
by PhilG November 07, 2007
An unusually odorous and stale fart that seems to be pushed out from very high up in ones bowels. First used by Mike Clark of the Drew and Mike radio show on WRIF in Detroit, MI.
by Shift_Master December 15, 2010
by makeyourmomeatanapple May 01, 2011
The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.
by big_bfb September 15, 2006