Isaac Blaze McKim

The hottest man on earth. Super pretty. The peak of human perfection. Someone every girl has a crush on.

Damn why you want to be Isaac Blaze McKim?

Isaac Blaze McKim can have my children.

by Isaac Blaze McKim September 11, 2020

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Ithaca College School of Music

The Ithaca College School of Music is comprised half of ridiculous talent and half of compete insanity.

Pretty much every faculty member is an urban legend and a ridiculous virtuoso. The faculty includes, but is not limited to: John "tavakididama" White, Pablo "The Most Interesting Man in the World" Cohen, Bradley "Sass" Hougham, David "Eroica Dynamite" Pacun, Frank "Keep It in the Family" Campos, Dave "The Wizard" Unland, Ed "Pianoforte" Swenson, Mark "Look at my pecs" Radice, Jeffrey "Hector Berlioz" Meyer, John "He's not so much a pianist as he is a state of mind" Stetch, etc.

The music school intentionally removed all of the vending machines some years ago because they realized their students would not leave the building otherwise.

The school of music is at its classiest during its annual Christmas concert, "Ford Fest." On this special day, the practice rooms transform into an open bar and opium den.

All in all, a utopia of musicality.

PS- Josh "No Socks" Oxford.

"Did you hear about the Ithaca College School of Music?"
"Yeah, it's so P-T-S-K!"

by gesualdo April 18, 2010

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Isaac Newton

The deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space.

An item in motion stays in motion unless acted on by an outside force. As you may already know, outer space is empty. When you fire a slug from an Everest-class dreadnought, it accelerates to 3% to 3.3% of the speed of light and impacts with more force than the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima. That slug will not stop until it hits something - be it the ship you're supposed to be aiming at, an asteroid, or a planet on the other side of the galaxy. You are ruining someone's day somewhere at some point in time. For this reason, ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE!

by Zero Beat October 26, 2011

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Itachi

A super-delicious sexy man who rules the bedroom. A great father/sibling, he cares for all. His bangs make you hot and his eyes cause massive orgasms. He is the reason for living; the reason for dying.

Person: OMG IT'S ITACHI!!
Itachi: Hey...
Person: *Massive orgasm*

by BlueberryWin August 1, 2009

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Isaac Radley

Isaac Radley, also known as Shredzilla, is professional skater we all know and love. He came to fame after he kickflipped down M.t Blanc with 20 pugs on his skateboard. He has done many new weird and wacky tricks and stunts which we all know about

"Dude, you know that Isaac Radley, you know, Shredzilla killed a dude after he popped an ollie off the Taj Mahal and landed on him?"

by ThatSexyBassist February 24, 2013

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isaac lahey

A beta werewolf on Teen Wolf played by Daniel Sharman, Isaac is known for his love of scarves, his intense cheekbones, his abusive childhood, and his werewolf mood swings. He was in a relationship with Alison Argent before she was killed by the Nogitsune and he later went to France with her father, Christopher Argent, and is possibly lost because Chris is back and there has been no mention of Isaac. So, yeah, Chris lost him.

A random person watching Teen Wolf: "Hey, where's Isaac Lahey? Wasn't he in France too? Chris, what happened?"

by Saimese November 7, 2017

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