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homosaurus

nerdy teenagers who think that this is an actual word and have to look it up to either disprove it's actual existance or to find the definition
You are a homosaurus, sarah.
by christboy711folive August 10, 2006
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homosaurus rex

This legendary beast is said to roam unseen in the populated halls of the fabled Piemessess. Few have beheld the sight of this creature and lived.

Accounts tell tales of a monster with the head of a pig, body of a dinosaur, arms of a shrew, legs of a grasshopper, and the mane of a horse no longer deserving to live.

Those who survived the sight of this beast and avoided permanent mental retardation after the encounter draw similarities between the beast and Medusa. Whereas the Medusa has a head of snakes for hair, the homosaurus rex has grown a thick death-black mane which commands his ego to brush it at every chance it has.

Truly, this beast is not to be trifled with. When the homosaurus rex notices your arrival, it will commence to attempt to shitkick you with his flexible legs. The monster has grown these strong appendages after long years of practicing on trees, rocks, and keat.

Upon sighting of this horror, shield your eyes. Avert them from the bonechilling sight of his deadly mane.
'Civilians' of Piemessess: "BEWARE! The homosaurus rex lurks yonder!"
Edward: "Rawr."
Keat: "My ass hurts from all the shitkicking."
by Civilian of October 18, 2006
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homosapien-sexual

A person who says they are homosapien-sexual means that they can be attracted to anyone as long as that one is a homosapien. Homosapien being the scientific name for a human. It does not matter if the other person is male, female, trans, agender, gender-fluid, etc. Although, just because they can like any human, does not mean they like all humans. Can also be called by the more common name of Pansexual; however, homosapien is a bit more self-explanatory
Person 1: I can like anyone no matter their gender, just as long as they are human.
Person 2: So you are homosapien-sexual.
Person 1: Yes, or Pansexual. Whichever you prefer to call it.
by PrinceOfViolence April 2, 2017
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Del the funky homosapien

The incorrect way of spelling Del Tha Funkee Homosapien
Yo, fool, it's "Del Tha Funkee Homosapien" not "Del The Funky Homosapien."
by Lucifer Strangelove November 22, 2007
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homosaquaphobia

Eckert, I can't dive when the swimmers are here.... I have homosaquaphobia!!
by toady52 November 28, 2010
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Homosaywhat

Just say it really fast and most of the time they will say "what". If you want to change it to "homo say huh" or if the persons name is Bob you say "Homo named Bob?" Also applies whenever the person being pranked response right after.
Me: Homo Say what!? (Homosaywhat)
Peter: What?

Me: Haha.

Peter: -.- douche.

Me: yeah I know.
by Dreweezy03 February 8, 2017
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Homosapien Juice

Homosapien Juice is a juice which provides huge amounts of “great en”. “Great en” meaning GREAT ENERGY. Homosapien Juice has been proven to produce more testerone, causing an increase in athletic performance.
“Bro! I’m feeling sluggish, grab me a bottle of Homosapien Juice.
by Bob Smith Charles tyler October 11, 2018
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