homeowners

The owner of a property

I work with local homeowners. Give alternatives for their homes. As is. No fees or anything.

When is a good time to talk about your home?

by Sasofi6 July 8, 2022

Homeowner Boner

1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.

2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.

Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.

by Cheese Chunder October 24, 2022

Helicopter homeowner

A homeowner who hovers around annoying contractors, maids, pool service techs or anyone else performing a service in or around their property. Every once in a while they may provide some valuable insights but mostly just ask cliche questions and trivial commentary, which results in delays and frustration.

I would have finished painting that house 2 days ago if the helicopter homeowner would have taken a hike instead of bordering around and talking my ear off.

by J-Sav December 5, 2023

homeowener

Refers to someone who has a mortgage on his house.

I'd rather pay cash for a somewhat-run-down "fixer-upper" than buy a fancy-pants pad and then be a homeowener for da next thirty years!

by QuacksO March 17, 2019