Hornation 

The quality or condition of being in a constant state of over-sexualization. Constantly being horny.

Dude, that awesome, sexy girl was grinding on me at the club last night. Left me in hornation for two days

Hornation by xiaolin1234 November 26, 2009

Hoenation 

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.

Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation

Hoenation by slimjcash August 4, 2016

hibernating bear 

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.

Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle

hibernating bear by Nature Lover December 24, 2007

Scottish Hibernation 

Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.

Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.

Scottish Hibernation by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009

Facebook Hibernation 

Verb/noun.
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months

Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.

Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.

Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!

Facebook Hibernation by Zeuskog April 22, 2009

Hubernation

The act of going into a state akin to Hibernation, and yet doing it in such a fashion that one becomes very much like a person named Hubert.

Cinnamon: I'm going into Hubernation.
Aqua: Oh, that's very Hubert like of you, don't sleep too long.
Cinnamon: *snores*

Hubernation by Aqua Markwin June 29, 2021

Hugbernation 

The act of an intensive period of hugging, typically taking place in a bed covered with a true feather blanket.

This Friday, we shall engage in some intensive hugbernation in my bed.

The hugbernating that was done in the Guangzhou hotel shall go down in legend.

Hugbernation by Hugbernator August 20, 2019