Hotdog or Taco?

A question to ask anyone to figure out their true sexuality.

Dude: Hey, dude, HotDog or Taco?

Dude: Oh man, Tacos.

*STRAIGHT*

Dude: Hey, dude, Hotdog or taco?

Dude: Um, I guess I like hotdogs more.

*GAY*

by Hello Good sir. I am a bitch. August 13, 2010

hobogit

referring to a whore on the streets who happens to look trashy and unhygeinical because their clothing isn't clean and worn out because they lack a house. Also used more casually as someone who blatantly wears the same thong or bra two or more days in a row.

Damn, that lindsay is a hobogit, she has worn that thong every day this week.

by Mickey Bayer August 13, 2007

Hotdog Song

The songs hotdogs make when you put them in the microwave for too long. Sort of a high pitched wistle.

Guy: Dude, I think you put the hotdog in there for too long...
Other Guy: Nah, dude. I love to hear the hotdog song
Hotdog: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO

by swenghk September 1, 2009

hobogoat

Some large douche shit, ass-clown/hat who is related to most of the people in the area and has eye balls close together, usually from Albion/Lyndonville/Barre, NY

That guy at the bar dating his cousin wearing car hearts and a pile of dead squirrels he shot in the bed of his big rusted truck is such a hobogoat!

by Albion_Sucks November 21, 2011

Hotdog Man

A weird mustard colored hotdog that scares many. Can also be used to describe complete and utter shock or wonder when observing a video.

Idiot: what is that hot dog man doing?
Normal guy: what did you say?
Idiot: what is that hotdog man doing?

by Brownlongthing November 12, 2016

Manitoba Hotdog

A sticky situation; a predicament, a pickle.

This is a fine manitoba hotdog we have ended up in.

Today has turned into a real manitoba hotdog

by 3rdBestBishnu September 15, 2018

Serving A Hotdog

When your dick is hanging out of your "fly".

Yesterday at school brady went up in front of the class and served a hotdog.

by Aidan Connors June 4, 2005