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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Person 1: Hey, I just got diagnosed with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (a lung disease).

Person 2: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Person 1: Oh, do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by JJJake June 30, 2023
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Those who are reading this probably have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
by CrAzYtAlKeR46 January 24, 2005
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a phobia where people are afraid of long words!....
doctor:i think you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia sir, a fear of long words!

Patient: i have hippopotomonssss.....aaaah!!!*starts crying* i cant do this! please! why so long, aaah!! *runs out of the room.*

doctor: they should come up with a shorter name.......
by lalala#4 February 6, 2014
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"Hey Judy, don't you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?" *Judy runs away frothing at the mouth*
by LauraLOVESPius June 28, 2006
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Odd and ironic name for the fear of long words.
Therapist: "Guy1.... im afraid you have, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
Guy1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *runs to hide behind the desk an starts rocking in a back and forth motion*
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The fear of long words. Probably created by the same person who made the word lisp, or someone with a similar sense of humor.
Jane has hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia
I have hippopot- hippo-hip-hip AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *cowers in fear
by Grunt 117 January 4, 2009
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John: Yes, he was quite into the subject of Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Hank: (While Running Away) AHHHHHHH!!!

John's Friend: Whats his problem

John: He has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
by AllanNoman December 23, 2010
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