Sarah Hawley

The most extroverted introvert you will ever meet. She is also amazing at art. She plays ultimate frisbee and is constantly injured.

Person 1: look at what Sarah Hawley did!
Person 2: yeah it'd pretty cool!

by I WAS NOT HERe AND WILL NEVER February 18, 2023

Hawleying

1. Running away like a fucking coward.
2. Hauling ass.

That scumbag republican senator was hawleying awfully fast on January 6th.

by TheLiberalZombie July 26, 2022

Joe Hawley

none of the docs are true, not even the one by eden and nymn. joe is innocent, he didn't do anything wrong. he's not schizophrenic, just traumatized from his fans and the s*xual abuse he endured. people really should care more about him, instead of just discarding the words he says as another "schizophasia word salad". he doesn't deserve death threats, or to be s*xually abused at a concert. he isn't the reason tally hall isn't reunited, it's the fans. treat him with respect, he deserves it.

Person 1: "omg, did you hear about what Joe Hawley did?"
Person 2: "he didn't do anything, this is bullsh*t."

by Cassidy Grey June 23, 2025

hawley texas

Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit

Hawley Texas is a shit town

by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017

Hawleying

to run in a fearful way, at the first sign of danger

"The man who encouraged the rioters was later seen Hawleying away from them."

by ironyguy July 23, 2022

Grandma Hawley

A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.

Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do

by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018

Hawley

A man who tries to appear like a hyper masculine authority but who has mannerisms, tastes, or movements similar to a young girl.

The representative running looked like a 7 year old girl who just saw a pony. What a hawley.

by TheDoctorNik July 22, 2022