ham sandwich

The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins.

Austin Powers: Mama Cass... Dead... Ham Sandwich.

by John Costanzo September 21, 2005

ham sandwich

A woman, that is effortlessly beautiful, just as a ham sandwich is simply delicious

Even on a bad day she is a ham sandwich.

She is the ham sandwich that gets me through the day.

by chaos is control May 29, 2015

ham sandwich

Two men, one woman. Do you need a picture?

Fancy a ham sandwich love

by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003

ham sandwich

To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.

Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.

by Samuel J R January 20, 2009

ham sandwich

When you're SUPER pissed off and want to say EVERY WORD IN THE BOOK, just say HAM SANDWICH and it takes care of ALL your problems!

I stubbed my toe, REALLY HARD..... "OH HAM SANDWICH!!!!!!"

by tea kettle combat September 13, 2008

Egg and Ham Sandwich

Term for a bitch.

She cheated? Wow what an egg and ham sandwich.

by Haley Solo August 28, 2019

stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018