luw huddle handle

Is a term used by illiterate computer users to vaguely describe a miscellaneous software error on a computer that they can not readily describe in technical terms - even though it just happened, but in their defense they have the short term memory of a gold fish. This term may also describe an error that occurred on a system in 'Care Bear' dialect. Where a supposed word or phrase is pronounced with a squishy-lipped heartfelt apathetic slang.

Same time chat
User: "excuse me could you help me?"
Technician: "Sure, what can I do to help?"
User: "My insert major corporate application here just died and told me.......luw huddle handle.....?"
Technician: "Do you mean Logical Unit of Work handle exception?"
User: "Nooooeeeewwww, idk :-), could you pwwweeeeaassseee heeelllpp mmmee?"
Technician: "Sure thing, I'll be there in a minute to look at it."

by judogizzard September 22, 2009

National No Huddle Day

A day where people who work don't have to go into a meeting that day

Joe: "Hey are we doing a huddle today?"
Bob:"Haven't you heard its national no huddle day dude!"

by YouKnowKasperino November 7, 2020

Huddle around the Camp Fire

When you're trying to lite a bowl/Jay/Blunt/Spliff/etc. but you can't so. You ask a friend or two to cover the flame.

"yo huddle around the camp fire" (or just fire)
"alrighty"

by DozaCA January 28, 2010

huddle rape

When the board runner stops you as you walk by the daily huddle and makes you participate in the huddle.

"Oh man! I just got huddle raped!"

by Shorty0 February 24, 2015

movie huddle

what happens when you walk into a movie theater and huddle around your accomplices trying to find a seat by the entrance of the theater

those guys where in a movie huddle trying to find seats to the new movie

guy one "where should we sit"
guy two "I'm not sure"
after the huddle
guy one "lets just sit there"

by vallt1 December 27, 2010

sperm huddle

when you're in 15-minure an all-guy meeting and JIRA is slow as fuck

dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible

by Senor Snuffleupagus September 6, 2024

Cuck Huddle

When a group of cucks huddle in a circle to comfort each other while their wife's are being fucked spontaneously in the same room by black men on their honeymoon.

"My friends and I all planned to stay in the Bahamas and we cuck huddled the entire time."

by Iiiierle August 21, 2025