Groot

A marvel superhero who is also in the movies made by the MCU. He is a talking walking and fighting tree. Who can only say three words which are “I am Groot.” He is part of the superhero group “The guardians of the Galaxy.”

I love groot he is so cute.

by Mowaffles September 7, 2021

dat groot

BIG ASS

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by I'm Tyrone April 27, 2016

groot cocoon

When you cum so much that you cant see your own dick

Man, I had a groot cocoon last night

by Cum load May 17, 2023

Grooting

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

by Grooting April 13, 2017

i am groot

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by h2h2 December 8, 2020

grooted

So high that subjective experience is perceived from the perspective of a conscious tree.

Man, I got so grooted last night I could feel my chloroplasts.

by grooted_flis May 9, 2025

Dirty Groot

When a women masturbates with a tree branch

Hey, I just had dirty groot

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020