Gwagg

To do something brilliant, but have no-one around to see it. So therefore null and void.

I can't believe it, I did 2.6 million kick-ups with that flat rugby ball, however it was Gwagg.

I ran the 100 metres in 6.7 seconds, but it was Gwagg.

Gwaggin' hell! I just got 7 hole in ones in one round of golf, but as per usual its twattin' Gwagg!

by Dazma October 25, 2004

Mc Gowan

a person who needs constant supervision after consumption of a small amount of alcohol or marijuana

look at that cunt being sick after 3 pints, he's such a mc gowan

by johnny ryall November 30, 2003

Mc Gowan

person who drinks and skanks excessively

"mc gowan skanked all night after downing a quarter bottle"

by skane November 29, 2003

gowana middle school

Gowana middle school is fucking awesome. It is filled with limited dosh bags and little to no sluts. Most people are popular, others are sweet and shy. That’s it.

Gowana middle school is the shit

by Unicorn111111119 May 22, 2018

gowan

Absolutely stone cold drunk

I was absolutely gowaned in the gutter earlier on.

by shagger69-01 January 13, 2009

gwag (verb)

1) to cum
2) to prematurally satisfy ones self
3) to get it on wit the opposite of sexes...

"I gwaged in her eye"

"that cream looks like gwag"

by fntiger July 15, 2004

Gwagler

Named for the famous pornstar G-Wag this is a person who thinks they are a gangster and wags their dick in front of a woman before intercourse.

See Gwaging

Mark: Maria is only attracted to Gwagler s like Joey over there. What a fag.
Joey: Yo, I can't help it if the ho wants me to wag it in front their face yo. No shut up before I pop a cap in yo ass.

by Mr. happy face March 1, 2009