goon sesh

Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.

"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"

"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

Goon Squad

A group of slightly sketchy males, who drive fast even in shitty cars, wear aviators, blast music and smoke.

The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.

James Dean is the ultimate Goon Squad member.

by JaneGoodall1 July 13, 2009

goon squad

A group of people dedicated to having a good time, even though they gather in the same basement every weekend and play zombies. They don't care what you think of them and tend to be the most rowdy off all groups of people. Play indoor soccer with Celtic jerseys and listen to Ayo Technology.

I wish I were a member of the Goon Squad, then I could giveit to those that want it.

by dudewhere'smycar? October 12, 2011

Goon Shower

The Goon Shower is the act of having a wine cask above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time. Goon is often spilt onto ones hair, face and clothes, thus it is a 'shower'. A goon shower is a party game similar to goon of fortune.

Having a bag of cheap wine squirted over an individual, resulting in them essentially having a shower of goon (thus the term Goon Shower has now become common place) as opposed to the traditional water.

by Paul Turner December 8, 2007

Goon Squad

When a group of guys arrive at a party early in order to get way more drunk then all the guests at the party. It is also common for them to have their own theme for the party different then everyone else there. Females are a goonette squad

The Goon Squad is meeting at 7 to start drinking before the guests arrive at 9

by Boner Twerk August 6, 2011

goon squad

A group of uneducated "buff" guys, who think they're the shit and put plastic spinning hub caps on their Dodge Neons. They drive around town blaring rap music but no one has the heart to tell them their radio sounds like a dying animal. Their pants are permanently stationed around their ankles and they call themselves pimps but the truth is the only girl that ever gives them lovins is their mamas.

"look Kate, here comes the goon squad to hit on us again"

by tree tree and shrub shrub October 18, 2009

GOON SQUAD

A sreet gang originated in Polk County, Florida
aka P.C.G.S (Polk County Goon Squad)

Goon Squad wears white and black to represent them.

by Juvi D January 13, 2008