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Good Morning and God Bless

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)
"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"
by OmicronCoder June 8, 2018
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Good Morning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
I can't go on without a Good Morning and God-bless at the start of my day.
by QuiteSpicy May 27, 2018
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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.
by Nippalodian May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.
"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
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Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS
by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"
by Spiderfly May 22, 2018
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