Goldminer

A male version of a golddigger.

Also know to his fellow males as a granny fucker or likes GILFs.

John: Have you seen Tim lately?

Martin: No, apparently he hasn't been coming to lessons cause he's a goldminer know.

John:A what?

Martin: Oh a goldminer is a male version of a golddigger.

John: Might join him...

by Raggamuffinsssssssssssssssss September 13, 2011

goldmine

Usually an elderly home for women and sometimes men, that are the hotspots for golddiggers and goldminers to find their next victims.

Johnny: I'm just going to the goldmine honey!

Wifey: Don't forget to get me one too!

by raggamuffinssssssssssssss September 13, 2011

goldmine

A man who prefers boys.

The whorehouse did not serve goldmines.

by GP January 15, 2005

velvet goldmine

Term for a woman's sexual parts, ie the vagina.

The title of an excellent glam-rock era David Bowie song about a woman's genitalia.

Julia's velvet goldmine was dripping so wet that Winston could fit his entire fist into it.

by Angelo Chapman August 4, 2006

Goldmine

A sexual act in which you shit, mold it into a buttplug then freeze it. After, you piss in someone’s butthole, use the frozen shit plug to keep it in there. Then a second partner eats/fucks their way through, hunting for gold.

Justin: Hey I got with this girl tonight and things got crazy.
Josh: Yeah?

Justin: I set up a goldmine for ya, go “miner” out ;)

by Coloto April 30, 2020