frontload

to pin an article of clothing to ones taint in order to quiet an irritating itch, caused from an accumulation of poopy ass hole sweat in the taint area.

Dan (the dumb ass nigger) frontloaded his boxers into his taint to scratch an itch, when he knew he was scratching an itch cured only by soapy water and vigorous scrubbing.

by VJL January 20, 2009

frontload

Drinking a lot at the beginning of the event so you have time to sober up before heading home.

Ashley frontloaded as soon as she got to the party, so she would make her 1am curfew.

by joyco September 30, 2020

Frontloader

A man who walks around with their gut out in front of them, in front of all else. These men are usually seen wearing baseball caps, 5xl rural king pocket tees, sweatpants pulled up past their belly button, and are very, very greasy.

"Hey, look at that guy. Shaped like an avocado, he's really a frontloader."

by Small Red February 3, 2022