Forty Footer

A woman who looks hot from far away, but when you get close she's is ugly.

Hey that girl is a forty footer

by Jonathan Dack October 22, 2004

forty winks

Old slang for sleeping.

Guy : Wanna meet up? It's been a couple of months...
Girl: No, time for my forty winks. See you later.

by thejackol February 1, 2007

forty nining

Two dogs.
One guy.
And a reach around.

Man, I'm really in the mood for some forty nining, but I only have one dog.

by 49in' for days January 19, 2014

top forty

A term used to describe someone who only likes music that is cool at the moment and/or has no taste in music whatsoever.

Person1: Trey has no taste in music! It's really sad.
Person2: I know! He's so top forty!

by AliciaPilar November 1, 2007

Forty-Three

Forty-Three is a vulgar and horrific sexual position in which a female puts her legs behind her head while a male inserts his penis or other object(s) into the female's vagina.

"James saw me doing yoga, and when I put my legs behind my head he tried offering me a Forty-Three. We broke up immediately."

by Skanago:g August 20, 2016

freshman forty

The amount of weight gained by those petite little 18 year old hotties during their freshman year of college. Usually tied to binge drinking and the over-abundance of pizza.

"dude, what happened to her? She used to be so hot in high school!"

"I know! Must be the freshman forty."

by ploppington turd November 2, 2008

second forty

The time you spend working unpaid overtime. Since a typical U.S. work week is 40 hours, extra work occupies the second 40 hours in a given week.

Management expects me to do that assignment in my second forty.

by Ion Storm January 19, 2009