Farting while doing it.
After eating copious amounts of cabbage and beans or mexican food, you are unable to thrust without farting.
After eating copious amounts of cabbage and beans or mexican food, you are unable to thrust without farting.
Last night I had really bad gas before going to bed. The wife wanted to do it, so we ended up making flove.
by pizzleboy July 11, 2010
short for "freakin' lovely" , usually used as sarcastic term.
In other words, the phrase that is used to replace other lamentary phrases.
In other words, the phrase that is used to replace other lamentary phrases.
"Oh, flovely... you just destroyed our food, our shade, and ALL OUR RUM!!!!!!!! " yelled Capt. Jack Sparrow as another bottle exploded.
by RoseThourne August 08, 2006
The love between two, and sometimes three, obeise people. Usually the relationship is based soley upon ability to consume large amounts of food, and not move for extended periods of time.
Fat + Love = Flove
Fat + Love = Flove
by Beef McDuff April 24, 2006
The act of fucking and making love at the same time. One normaly makes flove to a loved one but it tends to be very rough. Often occurs among newlyweds after a fight.
by The Flover September 21, 2010
by ap_lang May 18, 2021
by Heisenberg25 December 11, 2021
Pronounced: fl.oh.ve.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. Person: You are such a flove!
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
by Smith mcJohn July 01, 2016