C.T.F.U.A.

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.

Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....

by Dr. Cowabunga May 12, 2019

Don't f**k with cats

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.

A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."

by don't kys u're hot December 18, 2021

A.F.F.T.S

Angel Fallen From the Sky

A compliment to say to someone

"You are such a a.f.f.t.s"

by Word Creator 26 April 10, 2009

T.O.F.T.S.

Too Old For This Shit.

I can't stay up late for The Office marathons anymore. I'm T.O.F.T.S.

by Alucrix28 October 21, 2009

T.W.M.F.T.

(toom foot) Acronym for the phrase; Total Waste of My Fucking Time.

That meeting was a T.W.M.F.T.

by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

e.m.p.f.t.b

Eat my pussy from the back

I Want Tou To E.M.P.F.T.B
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Eat My Pussy From The Back

by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019

W.T.F.

Denotes: What the Fuck!

After a heavy night of drinking John exclaims, W.T.F., I can't find my wallet!

by Kevin2005 September 28, 2005