me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes
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Get the i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t mug.I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
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It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
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Get the C.I.G.A.K.A.C.Y.M.I.L.F? mug.Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts
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