Elyssa

The most thoughtful person you’ll ever meet and their kindness is immeasurable

Is your name Elyssa? Because you sure are kind

by Connor waits April 15, 2023

Elyssa

Elyssa is a short lesbian Asian. She also has large boobs. Though she doesn’t show them off she won’t hesitate to say her favorite catch phrase “penis queef.” She is also racist.

“OMG I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY PENIS QUEEF IN MY CLOSET”
it was the curse of Elyssa.

by Word lover March 05, 2023

elyssa dixon

elyssa dixon is the most swaggyest person you'll ever meet! she drinks capri sun on a daily while being the most funniest person on the planet! she doesnt even have to try, because shes that funny #l😂l. elyssa can sing ANY jacob sartorious songs!!!! HELL 👍 HOMEY

"hey is that elyssa?" "hell yeah it is!!" "WOAH SHES SINGING SWEATSHIRT BY JACOB SWAGGY"
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love

elyssa dixon can sing.

by elyssasswagdog March 13, 2021