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Easton

A redheaded carrot top with the intelligence of a rock and a brain the size of a walnut but still doesn't use it.
An over all dumb person with smart freinds to try and make up for it.He is always scared of some thing he is scared of every thing. Can make some stupid jokes but some are funny. Hard for him to break habbits great guy just greatly miss under stood.
Guy 1 Hey Easton.
Guy 2 Easton!
Easton Huh?
by Logic_MAN235 October 18, 2018
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Easton

A thing born in a zoo that is a trampy freak with long hair and does nothing what so ever except makes strange noises
That Kid is such an Easton
by Ozone_23 December 4, 2019
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Easton

He is a dude that can be shy but if you know him he is pretty cool he is a dude that likes chicken and talks about it and has two friends in his neighborhood
Easton is a shy type of good friend
by Rall December 16, 2017
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Eastonitis

Eastonitis is a disease in where a low profiled teenage boy will randomly start doing flips. You never know when he'll strike, but it'll catch you by surprise. Every weekend he hangs out with his other low profiled friend and they'll typically do flips all weekend while learning and progressing. The friend is usually lower profiled with his flips. This disease is somewhat contagious if you let it be. The only way to stop it is to take them down, buuuuuut.... they usually know some martial arts so good luck.
Man that guy has got a serious case of Eastonitis.
by PhantomFlips February 18, 2020
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Dirty Easton

When a man has sex in his backyard while chugging two coronas with your ass and screaming the n-word
“Why does your lawn look like that”. Oh, i was practicing the dirty easton
by Blackcockhomie April 17, 2020
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Easton Corbin

Relatively new country music singer who sounds like the second coming of George Strait (one of the most famous and successful country musicians ever).
Guy #1: Hey, this is that new George Strait song, "Roll With It."

Guy #2: That's Easton Corbin, not George Strait, you doofus.
by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010
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easton style

the way a rover or easton does it... funky nasty dirty naughty
They gonna get messed up, easton style!

Dam she's a freak, she has got a lot of easton style in her.
by Larry Holmes June 7, 2007
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