Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

DUIcycle

A slang term for a scooter/moped. The name originates from the fact that scooters and mopeds do not require a driver's license to operate and people who have a DUI (driving under the influence) can drive them.

Someone's on a DUIcycle on the freeway

by Bulk July 19, 2012

Non-Flying Dutchman

The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.

It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.

Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?

Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.

Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?

Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master

by TheIcemanStrikesAgain January 21, 2011

go dutch

to have each person pay his or her own expenses

If a friend and I go out to eat, we might "go dutch," meaning we may each pay for our individual portion of the bill

by srie-paradise May 30, 2015

Dutch Sneak

When a group of friends hide perishable food items around another friend's house. Thus creating a house-wide dutch oven smell if the rotting items are not found soon enough.

Why are there doughnuts in the VCR? Those damn Dutch Douches pulled a Dutch Sneak!

by T. Schuay September 1, 2012

Dutch Bingo

A game that many Dutchmen play when trying to figure out how they know eachother, and/or how they probably are related!

Person 1: Oh! you know Fred
Person 2: Fred? yeah! he's my cousin
Person 1: No way! he's my wife's cousin too!
Person 2: Did we just play Dutch Bingo!?

by Dr. VanNistrelroy December 21, 2013

dutch leaf-blower

A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.

"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"

by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014