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dike

A kid from west haven who is on the swim team for it. Yes his first name is really Dike. his parents were on heroin when they named him, probably after his mother because she is a secret "Dyke". he is a fucking moron senior, and he likes a freshman, whats up with that. i hate this kid more than anything in the whole world. im out to go kick his ass.
by Bob Pimer January 5, 2005
mugGet the dikemug.

Diking

The fuzz bumping, lesbian version of a viking.
Hey aren't you a viking? Oh no Sir, I'm a Diking.
by Hugo Gonzalez October 31, 2003
mugGet the Dikingmug.

dike

a lezbian who is way into sports and has no selfconfidence and doesnt give a crap about their apirance
dike names are offten: norine, maurine, kara, ect.
by hailybaily December 2, 2010
mugGet the dikemug.

dike

one who enjoys both the physical and social aspects of having a girl-friend...
by siphon April 4, 2003
mugGet the dikemug.

COW DIKE

The partner to a Bull Dike, often more feminine and may resemble a normal woman.
Me: I thought she was straight until I saw her 'Bull Dike' friend named Pat.
Other: Yeah, wow - Angie is a real Cow Dike.
by Tommy Kay January 16, 2008
mugGet the COW DIKEmug.

yikey dikes!

A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.
Avert your eyes, my dear, and don’t look; yikey dikes!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019
mugGet the yikey dikes!mug.

Dike-Cap

That shitty haircut girls are getting. Bit longer than a bob.Looks utter shit.
“Oi Andy mate look at that birds trim“
“Yeah proper Dike-Cap innit
by notbinladen April 1, 2020
mugGet the Dike-Capmug.

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