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San Diego State University 

Yeah, there is some learning here. Learning how to correctly roll a blunt with a page of your SDSU transcript. Once you realize you've woken up on too many crap-crusted toilets with other frat boys, gotten laid by one to many androgenous TJ hookers and forgot to go to enough classes to pass, then you notice you're still a freshman in what should be your graduating year, and still trying to cheat off a quiet mexican/asian/white hybrid student who is ashamed to be in class with the guy that smells like puke and Jamison and has a permanent boner from the first day of Fall 2001 semester. There are some cool creative writing classes though, and if you want, SDSU has lecture halls big enough to get head in the back from any number of quiet mail-order bride looking OC cuties who like whoring on Daddy's money.

San Diego State 

A huge school known mostly for being a party school where your diploma means nothing because everyone knows why you go to San Diego State: to get wasted or stoned on a nightly basis. Also known for having loose moraled girls and guys who will feed you as much alcohol as possible so long as you have a vagina and are considered "boneable". Often called STDSU because of the dirtyness of the students, it was once rumored that you could get herpes simply by walking around campus. Although the worst academically out of the 3 major universities in San Diego, it is probably best known nationally because of its party school reputation.
I went to San Diego State last night and got shitfaced but unfortunately I woke up next to a sorority girl and now I have the clap.
San Diego State by TheGloveSD January 20, 2006

San Diego Shit Sandwich 

A sexual accident which occurs when someone is performing cunnilingus on a female from the Baja region of Mexico. The female farts, which subsequently becomes a shart and the male ingests a portion of the stick suprise, much to his pleasure.
Hey dude, I had a delicious San Diego Shit Sandwich from Rosalita last night.

san diego surprise 

When lurring an unsuspecting young woman into a room upon where a close friend is waiting naked in the closet ready to jump out and surpise her with a double team(see double team)
Bobby brought that chick home last wednesday but scott was ready in the closet for a San diego surprise
san diego surprise by Scottbob November 26, 2004

San Diego Shit Sandwich 

A sexual experience with a hispanic female in intestinal distress
When you're eating out a mexican from Tijuana and she let's loose a fart, which actually winds up being a shart and you ingest some of the sticky suprise, now that's a San Diego Shit Sandwich

San Diego Sidewinder

The San Diego Sidewinder (n) Is the act of randomly walking up to someone and kicking them in the testicals as hard as you can.
I just gave that retarded guy a mean San Diego Sidewinder.