National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 3, 2021

International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick

Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!

by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021

Kill people who celebrate kick dick day

Read the word

/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day

by DumDinoDeluxe October 4, 2020

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 1, 2020

kick dick november

a month that girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october

oi its kick dick november

by thatgurlyouneversee October 1, 2020

Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks

Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”

by #dumptrump2020 October 1, 2020

Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week

I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week

by Mgb1238746 October 2, 2020