National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 03, 2021

International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick

Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!

by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021

Kill people who celebrate kick dick day

Read the word

/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day

by DumDinoDeluxe October 04, 2020

Kicks Dicks

A way to express how cool, or how enjoyable, an event or proper noun is.

"You all did great setting this up, this party really kicks dicks."

by Coel James July 04, 2022

Dick Kicking

/dik/ /ˈkikiNG/

Originating from the physical feeling of being sacked, Dick Kicking is also synonymous with the emotion one feels working a corporate 9-5 gig.

"Man this sales job really incorporates alot of dick kicking"

by DukeTokes November 15, 2022

dick kick city

Noun. To be kicked in the genitals exceedingly hard. Used specifically within the context of a pro-wrestling match, often used as a heel/villain tactic to illicite boos from the audience. Coined by Brian Zane of Wrestking with Wregret.

MJF took CM Punk to dick kick city as soon as he put his guard down.

by DeadInKayfabe April 13, 2024

Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks

Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”

by #dumptrump2020 October 02, 2020