DEFAC Special

When you crack and egg on a girls twat and fuck her until the eggs become scrambled. The girl then stands up and let’s all the egg and cream drain into a pan where the eggs are cooked and served. This name derives from the quality of food served at Army Dining Facilities (DEFAC)
I was hungry. For breakfast I made the DEFAC special with my girl
by PatPen666 November 29, 2021
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Self-defacating

A genre of humour, by which someone shits all over themselves as a matter of strategy to avoid merited criticism for their job performance by seeking a mercy-fuck from would be supervisors

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humour which can be socially valued as a means of honest emotional communication of vulnerability to enrich a forum for discussion - rather than for seeking to preempt or curtail it.
Mr. Little Shit, the head of fundraising, was using his self-defacating sense of humour to avoid imposition of reporting requirements or performance indicators..
by The Real Buklau April 04, 2025
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get your defacation in order

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."
by The worst English student January 20, 2022
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