crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

by themetalmystic March 12, 2017

Man Dander

Non-Fecal non-urine human matter left on toilet seat.

He flushed but he still left half a pound of man dander behind.

by Zaucha July 4, 2011

fleggin dander

The act of flying your flag between your balls and your ding a ling

Im so confident that im right that i would fleggin dander on it

by Fleggin Believe It May 21, 2016

Dandere

A Shy girl or boy

I'm a little dandere

by 459395 March 10, 2022

Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 29, 2015