cum catcher

It is a legend that lives around Hickleberry Drive. It is believed to be Jack's sister. Researchers have still not come to the conclusion but are almost curtain that it is in fact her.

Have you heard of the Cum Catcher? No? Well, it's a long story.....

by Coolnotinsanealltimelow June 14, 2021

Cum Catcher

A beard or goatee on the face of a man to make sure he gets every drop of seamen after performing fellatio.

Will was very careful to slurp every drop of white sticky and salty tasting high fructose porn syrup from his grey-haired cum catcher goatee after his deepthroat of Chris's hard spigot.

by Sunnync March 31, 2022

Cum catcher

Someone who catches cum in there mouth.

Ray Always is a cum catcher

by Grant Crosley July 6, 2022

Cum Catcher

An object or orifice (often times a mouth) used to receive seminal fluid.

Pronunciation - cum cat-cha (Boston accent)

Originated in Cambridge, Massachusetts in the late 90's, early 2000's.

Josh - "Yo stevie, i might fuck around and steal your girl if you keep playing with me."
Stevie - "Kid, shut your cum catcher before I shut it for you."

by Birdman781 June 23, 2024

Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023

Catapult Cum

When you are having sex and you reach orgasm only to release a glob of sperm that goes flying 6-7 ft through the air.

Last night I had a bad case of Catapult cum, it flew off the bed and landed on the dog.

by Safetyfirst July 31, 2012

The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.

Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!

by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008