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Belmont Crackhouse

Located in lovely Waverly Sq there lies the most methed out crackhouse an affluent suburb could reasonably conjure up.

For approximately a decade, a revolving door of drug-addicted, degenerate tenants have terrorized the area. It’s been unbelievable to watch as crackhead after crackhead cycles through the god forsaken hellscape of a home. There was one brief break when the landlord housed about 10 Guatemalan illegals. It’s clear that the landlord is intent on setting some sort of record for the most degenerate tenants in a row. Frankly, it’s impressive.

Maybe the house is cursed, or maybe the landlord is in love with section 8 peeps.
by The Sleaze March 2, 2025
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Raldi's crackhouse

epic game, mod for baldi basics
Proffesor YN: Yo hop on on my CoC,
you: get on raldi's crackhouse
raldi: *dies from crack*
Proffesor YN: holy shit he fucking died in a fucking game
by RaldisCrackhouse December 25, 2025
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Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
by mogacco505 June 16, 2019
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crock of stinking horse shit

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!
by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010
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