Cockclocking

When a friend, family and or girlfriend keeps interupting your masterbation process.

John:ugh..
Johns mom: honey, what would u like for dinner?
John:ughh.ahh... j_just a minute...
Johns mom:- also picked up your cloths from the washer and put them in the dryer, oh yeah! Your teacher called and wanted to let u know to bring extra paper for the test tomorrow.
John:AHH! Ok mom.. Man she is pro at cockclocking.

by Kandelario July 26, 2009

cocksocking

When your doing anal with your partner and you donkey punch them cause I'm them to clench but as they clench you pull your penis out of the ass as fast as possible so the rectum prolapses leaving them with a cock sock

I gave the misses a cocksocking last night
How did it go?
Well it was a bit messy but all in all good fun

by GonkusKongus March 1, 2020

cockgocking

COCKGOCKING: the act of an individual intentionally gazing at a man's cock for a time longer than that of 15second

“Your bitmoji is hiding in a box cockgocking at my bitmoji”

by Beardedwonder3o September 9, 2020

Cockblocking

A true dick move

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021

cockblocking

KAREEM

move and stop cockblocking twin

by gos loveme August 16, 2023