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Clown car Cock block

when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex
the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block
by alwaysangry November 30, 2009
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clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
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rom com clown car

A sub genre of romantic comedy (rom com) in which an absurd number of A-B list actors are cast. Ostensibly, this allows for "intertwining" plot lines, but is clearly designed to maximize revenue by appealing to all conceivable demographics.
"Valentine's Day" is a rom com clown car, starring everyone who has ever lived.
by pierreboulez April 28, 2011
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death valley clown car

A variation of the DVDA (double-vaginal double-anal) position. The woman, while being double-penetrated in both the anus and vagina, receives two penis' in the mouth as well. This brings the final penis count to 6.
Yo, Rob! Get over here and stick your meat in this gal's pie-hole and let's get us a death valley clown car goin'!
by DepravedDinosaurKing April 28, 2011
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To clown car it

When more people than there are seatbelts are shoved into a car. When people have to sit on the floor or on each other.
Kelly was driving, Becky had shotgun, Ashley, Kelsey and Mandee were in back with the other Ashley sitting on Mandee and Jay sitting on Kelsey. I had to sit on Becky. We were so clown car-ing it.
by Brother Joe August 8, 2005
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Koopa Clown Car

1. (n.) A one seat flying clown-like flower created for Bowser, King of the Turtle Tribe known as the Koopa. It is equiped with Mecha-Koopas and bowling balls.
by Matthew the True Gamer January 30, 2003
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Mexican Clown Car

Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.
by bigscottlarock May 25, 2011
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