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cleveland browns

An nfl football team that plays in Cleveland,Ohio and borders Lake Erie(the shit bowl of America). Also a team so bad the can go 10-6 and not even make the playoffs.
Guy 1: man cleveland browns sucks!
Guy 2: I know if it's brown flush it down!
by Tyler Lindsey January 13, 2008
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Cleveland Brown girl

Any chick with a good body but an ugly face.. also know as a butter face. Term comes from the fact she has a nice uniform and an ugly helmet.
Man you need two bags for that chick she's a real Cleveland Brown girl.
by Larry Brown June 22, 2007
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cleveland browning

This is when you end up buying some Cleveland Brown. This
happens when somebody you trust got fucked over and ended up
buying some bogus weed. You get a sample of some good shit,
and it only happens when you are in a hurry, such as going away on a trip ,or entertaining some new clients from out of town. You trust them and have a good buzz going, so you don't check it real well before you leave. When you get to your far off destination or after the club you burn one and all you get is a headache. Your new friends are laughing at you, thinking you are some kind of a dumb fuck. Or you are someplace where you have no connections or it could be a big problem trying to score.

When you get back to the shithead, they will try to make
it up by refunding your cash, but by then the damage has already been done.
Wait till I get back from Antartica next year, I'm going to turn that mook into whale jerky for cleveland browning me.
by Don F May 1, 2006
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Cleveland Browns Downs

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.
“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”
by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017
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Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl

A slang saying that means to defecate
"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"
by Throb N Pnes August 23, 2006
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Cleveland Brown-ing

Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.
"Honey, why is the neighbor on the roof again?"
"Its fine, he's just Cleveland Brown-ing again"
by IanRyan'sStepfather May 12, 2019
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