Christine Clarke

insanely gorgeous, outgoing, says what she feels.
has very eclectic taste in music.
one of the nicest and trustworthy people you'll meet.

"d00d, do you know christine clarke?"

"yeah man, she's awesome.

by dougiefreshtwothousand. July 22, 2010

Kenneth Clarke

Conservative Member of the British Cabinet who has filled nearly every high role except that of Prime Minister. Currently Justice Minister, formerly Chancellor of the Exchequer and Home Secretary. Well known in the UK for enjoying cigars, jazz, classic cars and football.

Kenneth Clarke is the British response to the Dos Equis guy.

by STwigg July 21, 2010

Brett Clarke Roofcare

Someone who, 1. Buys products off you and does not pay despite promises. 2. Charges very high prices to customers for work that should cost a fraction of the price. 3. Should not be a roofer. 4. Gives roofers a bad name.

Brett Clarke Roofcare: Can I have some materials and promise to bring the money in next week?

and... Hello Mr and Mrs OAP your roof will cost you £8000

by Iwantmymoneyback December 12, 2010

Clarke

An english name meaning a teacher or consultant, derived from the egyptian hieroglyphic meaning to love. It was first intended as a male name, but now is being used more frequently as female. A girl named Clarke is a loyal friend, who will protect those she loves at any cost. Other common characterisitics include humor, spontaneity, competitiveness, and hard-working. The most common hair and eye color for women named Clarke are blonde hair and brown eyes. The most common medical traits found in those named Clarke can include: anxiety, ADD, ADHD, diabetes, depression and breast cancer.

"Look at that girl over there!"
"Which one?"
"The blonde one. She looks like such a Clarke!"

by tmont21 September 17, 2011

Pride and Clarke

Very cheap vodka drunk by high school and college students. Comes in a plastic handle and a handle (1.75 L) runs for around $12. It is almost unbearable straight, without any mixer.

I got us some cheap shit for tonight, Pride and Clarke.

by James 12423 June 25, 2009

Joe Clarke Manoeuvre

a movement, procedure, or method performed to achieve a desired result extremely quick and fast. Especially in regard to Pub Brawling or excecuting a dodgey one-night-stand/sexual encounter without forming emotional attachments or sexual partner finding out (in the case of defacto relationship). "Get in, get the job done and get the f#ck out of there..." - Joe Clarke circa 1984

"Hey Spadge, just go and meet up with Jenny and give her a quick Joe Clarke Manoeuvre and be done with it..."

by Spadge June 10, 2006

matt clarke

yo this guy gets pussy and smokes nice dope nigga

girl1: i want to fuck matt clarke
girl2: i smoked a dubie with him yesterday and i passed out after 2 tokes ! next thing i knew i woke up on the street with empty pockets and a text saying u shoulda been tokin my dick :S

by david whosu November 26, 2010